The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
Get the The Brown Snakemug. ahhhh another great shift at station 9. "see you later bob finger in the brown " what does that even mean "i don know"
by North end bob May 25, 2018
Get the Finger in the brownmug. by blockrader September 3, 2009
Get the brown goblinmug. A school in Alexandria Virginia that has good teachers and has the grades K-8. But if you do not give more then 70,000 a year the school is trash to you
by Lola La November 14, 2016
Get the browne academymug. When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.
by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017
Get the The Todd Brownmug. Brown-Brow: Brown-brow is the result of someone having fecal matter smeared across their forehead in the typical "unibrow" fashion.
by jwhembree February 19, 2009
Get the brown browmug. The sweetest, most delicious kind of sugar there is - only available from the lips of the one and only, the most gorgeous, beautiful girl in the world, H. Browne.
It's sweet and it's soft, delicate but overpowering, it will make your knees weak, your heart flutter and will take your breath away. It will keep you awake at night but also make you sleep like a baby. When I'm getting my Browne Sugar, I'm in heaven. It's more prized than diamonds, more valuable than platinum and it's all mine. There's nothing on this planet like it.
It's sweet and it's soft, delicate but overpowering, it will make your knees weak, your heart flutter and will take your breath away. It will keep you awake at night but also make you sleep like a baby. When I'm getting my Browne Sugar, I'm in heaven. It's more prized than diamonds, more valuable than platinum and it's all mine. There's nothing on this planet like it.
Ummmhhhmmmm, boy like him some Browne Sugar!
Hey baby, come give me some of that Browne Sugar.
I'm addicted to Browne sugar.
I can't get enough of your sugar baby. Come here and gime some of that Browne Suuugar
Hey baby, come give me some of that Browne Sugar.
I'm addicted to Browne sugar.
I can't get enough of your sugar baby. Come here and gime some of that Browne Suuugar
by BrowneSugarLover September 15, 2010
Get the Browne Sugarmug.