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fairytale bullshit

A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.
The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.
by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 7, 2023
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bullshit

ms curtis is the living embodiment of bullshit.
by g a r d e n i n g t o o l June 12, 2019
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Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.
"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
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dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .
by I’mBoomboombaby April 8, 2022
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Fucking bullshit

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018
mugGet the Fucking bullshitmug.

expensive bullshit

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.
by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014
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Bullshit Class

When you need an easy fuck off class to fill your schedule and it doesn't matter if you fail because you don't need the credits.
I needed to fill my schedule, so I took Social Justice. Its such a bullshit class.
by bsullivann March 5, 2024
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