Triumphant Thirds

Being the third person to have sex with another, in succession.

Danny got sloppy seconds and then John had triumphant thirds, tina was very sore.

by smerkis August 25, 2009

Third Base

This is the third step to a relationship where heavy petting and feeling up occurs.

Ex. touching ones private through clothing or direct contact

Oh wow me and Molly got to third base the other day, it was great.

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015

Ass Therb

When your ass starts to come to pain, and cuases major swelling. It's a big pain in the ass.

doctor: Okay, drop your pants so I can examine your prostate... HOLY SHIT!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS?!?
Person: I have a major Ass Therb. You didn't think I would come for a prostate exam, rght?

by Ass Therb Expert January 1, 2010

third base

oral sex
despite some people still think it means fingering that has gone back to second and oral has become third it has been this way for aproxiametly 10 years maybe more.

there isn't an example of third base i could think of

by over_them November 7, 2006

Dirty Third of a Dozen

Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.

"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.

by Thanatos February 2, 2005

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

by jaibone8 October 30, 2010

bloody third eye

Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.

nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.

by king of knowledge September 18, 2003