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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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Jamaican Flash Bang

When a Caribbean guy cums in a white girls eyes causing her to be unable to see for at least 5 seconds.
"Last night was wild, I hooked up with this dude and he gave me a Jamaican flash bang".
by The Jamaican man 50% August 5, 2024
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The Flash

The man with two lives. Barry Allen a forensic expert who becomes The Flash, the fastest man alive, every time the evil tries to take over the world.
I wish I could run away from awkward situations just as fast as The Flash
by umermadhiya November 30, 2021
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digital flash

the action of sending unsolicited images of one's genitals to an unsuspecting victim
"Roger's been digital flashing all week, he's surprised that all the girls think he's a creep!"
by ReggieKalamir December 12, 2023
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Quick-flash

When you receive information with little detail or context in the form of news or a prophecy.
Jason quick-flashed me, saying "You have to come to my house tomorrow".

The teacher said, "We have five tests coming up next week, I don't know want's on them I was just quick-flashed with this".
by gigagojira July 13, 2025
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Flash Bang

While during sexual intercourse one of the participants (often the male) cums far too quick, making the sex extremely short.
Jessica and Charles had sex, but it wasn’t very good because Charles flash banged
by Anonymous Blonde Person March 30, 2019
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