1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).
2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.
3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.
3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.
2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX
3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.
2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX
3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.
by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006
Get the straight edgermug. Super straight is like being straight but with a twist you only go with the opposite gender who was born with that gender.⬛️🟧
A super straight man will only go with women who where born women not with a transgender woman who was born a man.
by Alestef78 March 7, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Some retarded 12-16 year old boys who have never encountered a women who want to fell oppressed. 85% chance they are closeted as well
by Stevebob69420 March 6, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. A man who pretends to be straight in order to pick up gay men who are only attracted to straight-looking men.
by Jonny99 March 7, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. back in the middle ages according to religious decree it was considered sinfull to have sex any other way, (now this should be put back into practice except for oral that isnt as disturbing as some of the other shit thats been coming out now-a-days)
by MK March 21, 2005
Get the straight sexmug. this is an embarrassing phrase but what it means is that you would not date a trans woman or man but if you do use this phrase I really consider you seek help!! and personally i don’t think it should be apart of the lgbtq+ community. but they wanna be included so bad
Person 1: would you date this trans person
Person 2:no i’m super straight
Person 1:* cough* transphobic *cough*
Person 2:no i’m super straight
Person 1:* cough* transphobic *cough*
by HMaya March 8, 2021
Get the super straightmug. by TevzV June 9, 2021
Get the Straight monthmug.