Spit On My Clit

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016

spitting out the quinoa

an expression used to describe when a person goes out of his way to prove himself wrong.

Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.

by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022

Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

Anal Spit Roast

When your eating a girl or guys ass and you stick your fingers in there and open their asshole and spit in side of it.

Bitch i will anal spit roast your ass D’Angelo!

by DickDuckPuck September 23, 2018

rusty spit valve

When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.

Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.

by tatooed gnome October 16, 2008

spit wadd

where u cum in a girls mouth and then she gets a straw and shoots cum back at u like a spit ball

my mother told me bout all the guys she gave spit wadds 2 then i threw up multiple times in my pocket

by Drunkin Dunkin n hung down low April 2, 2011