Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.

She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.

by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022

Spit On My Clit

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016

Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

Anal Spit Roast

When your eating a girl or guys ass and you stick your fingers in there and open their asshole and spit in side of it.

Bitch i will anal spit roast your ass D’Angelo!

by DickDuckPuck September 23, 2018

rusty spit valve

When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.

Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.

by tatooed gnome October 16, 2008

spit wadd

where u cum in a girls mouth and then she gets a straw and shoots cum back at u like a spit ball

my mother told me bout all the guys she gave spit wadds 2 then i threw up multiple times in my pocket

by Drunkin Dunkin n hung down low April 2, 2011