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Sam Weston

A urban legend, The famous well renowned spotty twat or some call him pudgy woo. He happens to be very greasy and riddled with acne, he is well known for his quotes such as, PHL (pure honking like) and (sergeant greesebaw) and also (THE NOW AYE)
Your spots are looking really bad today, you resemble Sam Weston today. Or do you know the urban legend sam Weston is visiting london this week!
by JDF719161 February 19, 2022
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Sam Capron

If you ever have a Sam Capron in you’re life keep him forever he is sweet, kind ,loving , stinky and a guy with a great sense of humour. Sam Capron is also a great streamer on twitch and is related to a hot ass guy from the hype house aka Patrick Huston. I would never let him go if I were you. He has a great head of hair. He streams every night and is loyal to his followers I love this man.
“Yo have you ever watched this guy on stream he is funny asf” “ bro what’s his name” “samcap16 on twitch” also goes by Sam Capron
by Kaylee_blue January 25, 2021
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the Louisiana Sam

the art of crafting words in order to change a subject or end a conversation
Jimmy likes to use the Louisiana Sam when his mom asks about his sex life.
by VesRaa November 19, 2015
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Sam Whitehead

sam whitehead is gay who walks around with a gay pride flag looking to nonce on any emos who slit their wrists
Sam Whitehead hid the emos in basement today
by James&Dibs June 25, 2021
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crack a sam

started early in th nineties through out ballarat, someone whom goes home early from an event or festivity shall be sed to hav cracked a sam, originating back to the original sam who made this famous throughout the university if ballarat, one also can use the term when a person or persons gets mad or angry over something which another person or persons have sed.
"for fucks sake did u go home at 12 last night, thats the third time u have cracked a sam this semester"

"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)
by samantha tibbles December 9, 2008
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Sam Gaetano

A mythical creature that is half man half horse. He was conceived in a stable. The rare creature has a growth defect and is only about 5’5. The centaur really likes Bosleys.
Damn Dawg u run like Sam Gaetano the centuar.
by DickDotCum October 25, 2018
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law of sam

a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."
Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
by sampencek September 8, 2010
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