A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
by jkfbwje November 13, 2019
Get the Jacob Kronertmug. Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.
by yikerssss June 8, 2023
Get the Jacob Ridleymug. Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.
*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
by Bob Huckleberry April 18, 2017
Get the Jacob Kiettymug. Jacob Kielty is a boxer and an absolute legend he is a great friend and will look out for you if you give him hype he will go beyond his limits and become a god
by ANDwhat?! April 16, 2023
Get the Jacob Kieltymug. Jacob Trouba is an american defense man who currently plays for the Winnipeg Jets, he's #8 and can usually be seen on the top defense line. Trouba is a surprisingly physical player with amazing defense skills and the ability to get points. Unfortunately it's looking like he might not sign with the Jets this summer which would really hurt the team, but many agree that he might be asking for to much. Whatever the case, hes still an amazing player
person1: "Dude Jacob trouba had a solid game yesterday"
person2: " I agree, let's hope that he signs with us again this summer"
person2: " I agree, let's hope that he signs with us again this summer"
by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu March 7, 2019
Get the Jacob Troubamug. by a lemieux October 16, 2020
Get the jacob nievesmug. by Neutralice January 2, 2022
Get the Jacob Zumamug.