Squirt

The thing that a lady does when you slide a dick in and out of her pussy.

Hey, my nigga, I finna make this cracker ass botch squirt all over me.

by PenisPapi June 1, 2022

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

Hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024

lil uzi squirt

It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman

I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover

by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 3, 2023

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025