Pulling a karp

Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.

"Damn man i feel bad for mike, the poor guy keeps pulling a karp"

by bobby D' October 10, 2011

pull a Palin

to mislead a person to believe what you want.

"Dude Chuck totally pull a Palin on Sarah, she thinks he's a doctor!"
"I tryed to pull a Palin on her and it didn't work!"

by Obama 4 Prez February 24, 2009

Pull hoes

To be frequently have men/women attracted to you or have a strong Will to want to date you

Damn that dude looks good as fuck I bet he pulls hoes

After I get my makup done I'm going to be pulling hoes

Ahh that dude said I'm ugly but really I pull hoes

by Jonathon koonce July 14, 2018

pulling a tony

Pulling a tony is when you would go in a public bathroom and beat your meat also you should have nothing to look at just your imagination

Bob: Hey man were you just pulling a tony in the bathroom
Rick:Ya man i could not help it

by Pulling a tony November 17, 2011

Pull a Nelson

The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.

Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."

by James Kroger February 3, 2008

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Pull a Riona

When you are about to go to a restaurant that has nothing that you like and you pre-eat at home.

Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!

by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021