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pee lust

WHEN YOU JUST LOVE PEE SO MUCH YOUR EYES TURN YELLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS YELLLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS THE PEE!!!!!
person 1: hi guys its me
person 1: *sees pee*
person 1: *gets pee lust*
by queefinator3 November 7, 2022
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Pee Turreting

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere
Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.
by SamoJamo April 9, 2021
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pee fart

when you think you need to poop but it’s just a fart and pee comes out of your butthole
“Man I just went to take a poop and I pee farted instead!”
by Pee fart creator May 22, 2021
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Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.
Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all
by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019
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Taco Pee

The juices that fall out of the opposite end of the taco when biting into it.
My shirt is covered in taco pee.
by Chelle2398 November 4, 2019
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pee story

pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story
by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023
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No Pee August

Not allowed to piss during August
"You wanker you bloody lost it mate, how did you fail No Pee August"
"He got kidney failure participating in No Pee August"
by Blackman267231 August 2, 2023
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