Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.

YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.

by RealYOU December 4, 2013

post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.

This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Post Mahoned

keep me posted

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro

by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018

Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.

"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"

by Thericterscale April 9, 2018

post ghost

when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.

me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012

post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014

by kyle pro March 12, 2012

post-mainstream

adjective - to describe someone who does not like to be mainstream (hipster'ish concept)but likes mainstream treatment, but will only receive the gift/treatment after the actual day, receiving flowers/chocolates not on valentines day (FEB 14) but on (FEB 15) or not receiving Christmas (DEC 25) gifts but will gladly receive gifts on (DEC 26). Exact time will be 0:01AM is the best time to give, in order the person doesn't seem mainstream

You buying this for Tash? Yea she's post-mainstream, you can relax and wait until the actual day finishes.

by prajauyuhua February 19, 2015