onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 7, 2014

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Lick the Onion

lesbian sex

guy 1: God she's so hot I want to have sex with her
guy 2: yea but she likes to lick the onion :(

by C Swizzle December 13, 2014

cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

Giving an Onion

To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.

The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 13, 2015

Warm onion

The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.

The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.

by Jissy August 20, 2015