When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.
by Yabagoot June 16, 2018
Get the Folding Onion mug.An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion
by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025
Get the Spanish onion mug.That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
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Person 1: Did you hear ____ got caught vaping in the school bathroom?
Person 2: At school? Jesus, that guy is an onion
Person 2: At school? Jesus, that guy is an onion
by sofiee77 February 24, 2025
Get the Onion mug.(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.
by Omylanta October 31, 2008
Get the onions on top mug.A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.
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