Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

by StevenMcFarlane April 21, 2019

Onion

1. To be an onion one must continuously trash talk others while knowing full well that they are incapable of doing the same thing.

2. The act of being an absolute bellend.

John is such a fucking onion.

by SV23 May 15, 2018

onion

a really annoying/ flab person who is super lame, but cool at the same tkme

omg Hanna you are SUCH a onion😂😂
lmao u onion
only onions know...

by JOLLLEENNN June 12, 2017

OnIons

1.a vegetable

2.Cunt

He is a OnIons.i hate him

by Nautical Play_YT September 27, 2020

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

Onion Shit

When the shit smells so foul that you legit start crying buttass naked ona toilet

Bro I just came back from an onion shit... Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

by bigman2fat May 3, 2023

Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023