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Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.
Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."
by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009
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shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.
Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off
by RC_KC 87 October 11, 2010
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hey text

A text message sent just to say hello or to check up on someone you have not heard from in a while.
"Hey have you heard from Jane Doe?"

"Yeah, I talked to her yesterday."

"Really? I sent her a hey text two days ago but she has not replied. I wonder if she is mad at me or just busy."
by Teemak May 23, 2009
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sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing
swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over
by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011
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fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.
"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"
by Silly Games December 27, 2017
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text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012
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Kami-text

verb (esp. of an Asian person)
to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.
I was walking around town this morning and two Asian guys kami-texted on me.
by Denver Wagner November 20, 2014
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