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Mateo

Mateo likes little kids, and his sister
Oh look mateo is touching his sisters ass
by Mateo hater September 21, 2021
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matheena

Matheena, A chad like man who vibes with other chads like kaidin. In his past times, he loves to sniff the stickiest and stinkiest of feet. His favourite kinda feet are those which are hella moisty. Moistier than moisty mire, on the topic of fortnite did you know that fortniter is already in chapter 2? In fact there have been 18 seasons of fortnite out currently. Like thats honestly insane bro, like on god bro.
Girl 1: Oh, my god. My boyfriend is such a Matheena.

Girl 2: Really! I wish I had a Matheena in my life.
by Sussy_Urban_Nomad October 12, 2021
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Mateo

A usually pretty egoistic, self-centered asshole that thinks he's above everyone.
Mateo? Oh yes, he's a toxic wh0re, better keep your distance.
by cevelle November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes
Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me
by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is one of the best people you can meet, he is attentive and kind to all people, especially women, but every time he tries to enter into a relationship he gets hurt, in the same way he likes to make people laugh, he really likes to spend time with his friends and he takes great care of his friends although they almost always hurt him, if you ever know a Mateo do not miss him and get the best out of him.
Mateo is the best 😎
by Lokooooooo123 November 21, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle
Mateo’s beard makes me crazy
by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021
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