dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 16, 2007

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log toss

I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!

by auntiereese August 13, 2014

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omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 29, 2016

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When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.

He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.

by JaDzy2012 December 12, 2017

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a class C fecal extraction where two logs overlay usually in the shape of a Swiss Cross
also a sign that jesus christ himself is in your colon

"hey, guys, I'm back from dropping a swiss log praise the lord!"

by B Hicks 2016 October 18, 2015

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The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 31, 2019

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A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

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