keep her off the pole

Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)

I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube

by henryblue2u September 14, 2013

Keep ya dick up

A phrase that means not to get discouraged, but rally to keep on truckin', Friday's coming soon!

After the kicker missed the game winning field goal the coach said "keep ya dick up"

by The Crazy Jihad December 7, 2006

Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed

Ill keep you posted 👉👌

by Snax3.0 May 15, 2018

keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Keep your legs shut

Telling someone to not have sex. Often said as an insult to slutty/trashy girls.

Girl: RUN FATTY RUN!
Boy: Keep your legs shut!

by CS94102 March 18, 2011

Keep your eye on the sparrow.

BE TOTALLY FOCUSED ON THE TARGET OR GOAL

"Study hard for your exam, keep your eye on the sparrow.

by balubalu August 3, 2010

Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.

In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.

by FairPlaya September 20, 2009