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Juan

Juan isn’t the brightest in the head but has the biggest. Usually Mexican and usually pale.He likes girls but never admits to who specifically he likes.His teachers think he is special and very gifted but is wasting his talent.He usually is in high school and usually doesn’t like school m. Usually a gamer and is very cool and stylish and romantic.
Juan’s style is impeccable.
by Mary145 October 23, 2019
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Juan

To fail academically
“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad
by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025
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Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins
Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me
by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025
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Juan

Juan is usually really attracted to guys . Really knows how to please them and makes them Fallon love with them. Juan also knows how to start up a really good morning and is a sweet boy but if you get him mad he will not be happy. Loves to talk but not to people he doesn’t know. Juan is overall a very good guy with a big dick. But he saves that for the guys so tuff luck for all the girls.
Juan is gay
by Made by his boyfriend July 14, 2020
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Juan

A kid that won’t shut up about how Super smash Bro Melee is the best in the series, always asks what your stats are in video games, won’t shut up about competitive video game play.
OH MY GOD JUAN I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BEST STRATEGY IN A CHILDREN'S GAME!!!
by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019
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Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”
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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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