The thiccest baddest bitch on the east side of the Mississippi. If you fuck with Jordan Madgar you probably have mass amounts of sex and are pretty dope
by Lady tamer March 10, 2020
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someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
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Get the Felix jordan mug.Jordan Cunningham is a YouTuber who constantly gives Euphoria vibes. He is almost too obsessed with TikTok and club penguin. He has an unhealthy obsession with bulk packs of mini babys. His parents were probably giraffes due to his extremely long ass neck.
Friend: Have you seen this new YouTuber?
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.
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by dytfugiyfugh October 3, 2018
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Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!
Announcer: MJ is money yet again
Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!
Announcer: MJ is money yet again
by edgepotato January 14, 2007
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