January 4

National dumbass day! Tell your friends!

Person 1: Hey its January 4th!
Person 2: Ya, its your day to shine
Person 1: Yea, National Dumbass Day

by RealPerryThePlatypus October 29, 2020

January 17

If Ur a Boi and it's a girl's birthday, go tell her how beautiful she is and that you love her couse January 17, is the day that beautiful people are born.

Anwar: You are so beautiful I love you
The girl that birthday is on January 17: aw thanks

by Bignoiyes134 October 18, 2019

No Juul January

A month where it is cool to drop the juul (and hopefully never pick it up again). Part of a new years resolution.

Brov1 - Happy New Year Bro! Got a device on you?

Brov2 - Nah fam, it's No Juul January!

Brov1 - ...

by Monky666 December 30, 2018

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 8

The day you fuck you gf/bf until they break

Boy :babe it January 8th

Girl: finally

by Fjdifngudnekfnfidmdmd September 21, 2021

January 26

Kobe & Gigis death day, RIP. Also my birthday. People born on January 26 are usually caring, overprotective and ultra cute. They can be insecure 90% of the time. They hate their body, hair, voice and very bad mental health.

January 26th was Kobe’s and Gianna’s last day on Earth.

by randomkidonine November 02, 2021

January 29th

January 29th national cuddle your bf/gf day!!!!!

It’s January 29th
National cuddle day yay

by Pterodactyl the third January 29, 2021