Bleed J

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 05, 2010
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J Swervo

J Swervo is a 16 year old Hip Hop Artist/Rapper from Haledon, New Jersey. He makes greats music. He is the GOAT
Did your hear that new track J Swervo dropped last Friday?
by Jmoney1041 July 08, 2022
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suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi February 01, 2016
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J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
by thecabeman March 08, 2011
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Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
by Ole Dirty Dirty June 05, 2017
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J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021
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