Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 31, 2020

spewing cabbage

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.

Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.

by Blizzyboy March 12, 2016

Cabbage-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.

"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

cabbage collector

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

by Gman357 December 16, 2022

Boiling the cabbage

When some one who usually follows traditional conservative ways and philosophies, is opening up to more liberal life ideas.

My grandfather is starting to accepting the idea of gay marriage as a normal thing, he is boiling the cabbage.

by Young talk October 17, 2019

Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 12, 2017