gooch

Worst dog ever! This little rat should not exist

I'll fuck gooch

by Croquette June 17, 2017

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks

Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already

by The Electrical General December 4, 2020

Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!

Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!

by Peter Kake July 10, 2025

gooch

girl dickooch

“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
“ yessir “

by goochlover69 April 17, 2023

Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.

"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."

by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025

Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.

Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.

by I’m really him July 27, 2021