Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

False flexing

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else

"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"

by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019

Recipe flex

A recipe that someone shares to show how skilled they are, or the amazingly local ingredients they have access to and you don't.

Man why'd I even buy the Noma book, they recipe flex and I can't buy any of their ingredients.

by Olddirtdog April 29, 2020

Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.

"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"

by Oafhunter December 8, 2021