free range fucking

Having sex outside the confines of the bedroom. Most common with an empty house.

Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.

by zbrcht June 7, 2009

doing a fucking fidgits

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

by cakegobbler June 6, 2011

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

the bass is fucking raw

When your working on something and it's taking ages and when it's done it's not done properly.

Adam... Have you finished that job yet? You've been ages!
Mat - No, the bass is fucking raw!

by efghost March 6, 2018

im so fucking bored

when your so fucking bored that you write a definition in urbandictionary

im so fucking bored right now i made this in urban dictionary

by im so fucking bored right now February 4, 2019

What a fucking ranga

Describes the dumb cunts or sick cunts with ranga hair The saying what a fucking ranga will insult any ranga you walk past.

“What a fucking rangaaa”
“Saw a ranga with a mullet yesterday, what a fucking ranga”

by 1961987 May 30, 2019

Run for your fucking life

Wen someone is mad at you and is going to kill ya

You better run for your fucking life bitch

by Death is coming January 2, 2020