She is a hoe that sleeps with 7 different guys 14 times in 6 months.she is so desperate that she goes after pedophile 19 year olds. If she looks at you, you will get a severe case of autism.
by Jenny evans July 23, 2019
Get the jenny evansmug. The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth
Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
by SuperCloud50 October 18, 2019
Get the Evan Turleymug. by Jaylowlow March 25, 2023
Get the EVAN AND JOURNImug. by LIL CHAN November 1, 2021
Get the Evan Mooremug. Merle Evans was the band leader for Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus for almost 60 years.
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
by A wife. February 7, 2010
Get the Merle Evansmug. named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.
Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.
Tim: well, what happened afterwards?
Tom: she gave me a blowjob.
Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.
Tim: well, what happened afterwards?
Tom: she gave me a blowjob.
Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.
by silentshadows June 11, 2009
Get the pulling an Evanmug. The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."
Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake
by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019
Get the Evan Bergstrommug.