ethen evans

my friend's crush that literally sucks so bad like bro shut up nobody cares

ethen evans did your mom

by the dummest alive October 23, 2022

Evan Fost

An idiot that when you ask to use his stuff, he’ll say no and expect you not to ask why. And his excuse is that he doesn’t want you using it. He is the type of person to do something just to annoy you and he knows that it annoys you so so he does it more

Evan Fost was standing there staring at me and got mad at me when I asked him to leave.

by I’m suicidal because of you December 13, 2019

suzie evans

shags her dog on the daily

hey, suzie evans hows your dog?

by Airo maxjd November 26, 2021

Evan Iriarte

Evan Iriarte, I’m gonna be honest, he’s the cutest man alive, he is the most chill laid back person you’ll meet, he’s big asf and his car is speedy😈 I love evan and you do too

Did you see Evan Iriarte and that stupid 5.0 driver doing donuts?

by baklava. November 23, 2021

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018