dude

1. a patch of thick, hard, crusty body hair growing around the anus of a human.

2. a patch of hair growing around a sphincter.

3. a male/female pothead

4. in an excited and/or frustrated intonation, used as a response to "SWEEEEEET!!"

5. a person who you're going to bum something from.

1. "Dude! That's a long one!"

2. "Eww! That chicken dude is disgusting!"

3. "Pass the chronic dude, let's smoke that shit!"

4. "DUUUUUUUUDE!", "SWEEEEEET!", "DUUUUUUUUDE!, "SWEEEEEEEET!"

5. "Can I bum a dollar dude? I got the munchies."

by mpeg1740 June 22, 2009

dude

Ten year old piece of roast beef.

"Don't eat that dude dude."
"Why Not?"
"'Cause it's old dude."

by DavidofEbaums March 22, 2009

dude

Jessica's word of the day

Look dude I am gonna be a rock star, can you dig it dude

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

dude

as wel as meaning a good friend or something like that, a dude is also a cows foreskin

tis true im afraid

by ville valo January 15, 2004

dude seriously

a universal pronoun that can be used in any situation.

Josephine: that test was mad hard.
Christina: dude seriously.

Christina: did you see that girl's hair? it was purple.
Josephine: dude seriously.

by dat hispanic white chick June 27, 2006

dude boobs

male breasts; usually occuring from overeating, working out, or illegal supplemant usage

I'd like to titfuck those dude boobs.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

dude meat

slang term for penis, wang, tally wacker, cock, dick, dong, etc.

hey if your hungry you can always shlob my dude meat

by Ponnett April 6, 2005