cooter horn

An over sized clit.
Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night
by burque January 15, 2014
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cooter fan

A small fan affixed to the underside of a desk or table that is used to cool your cooter on a hot day.
Oh my God Sarah it's like a thousand degrees in here, do you have an extra cooter fan I can borrow?
by Rereetheamazing June 19, 2017
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cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 18, 2020
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cooter joover

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse
'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover
by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021
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cooter conked

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
by MissouriBound January 28, 2024
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Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter
Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry
by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 18, 2020
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cooter sack

When a man or woman is hated . Usually for their unusualy ugly vagina sack or irregular dick sack
Man if you we're any uglier you'd be a cooter sack
by Wow it's already taken August 27, 2017
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