cooper

cooper is a person who most people want to run over with a car, or a lawnmower, or you know just anything painful. most people who are stupid think cooper is cool, and show this by saying "no i hate cooper, hes not cool" but they lie, they actually like him... but not anyone else but Rachel, only Rachel likes Cooper. Copper typically doesnt have any friends cause hes such a dick, hes also a very bad kisser! and shouldnt wear hats too small for his/ her head.

hi cooper, you should really try walking on the sun, that would make my day (cause you'd burn to death) :)

you want to run him over with your car? he must be a cooper

by taylor white March 26, 2013

db cooper

codename for someone who's a douche bag. hence db. cooper is just there to help cover it up.

A: dude did u here what shit db cooper did today?

B: No dude what?

db cooper: Who did what?

A & B: yea... dont worry about it

by not alex brown May 11, 2010

alice cooper

Awesome rock and roll band from the awesome old days when music ruled.He sold out in the 80's and made shitty heavy metal but we'll forgive him because he used to fucking rock.

Alice Cooper is classic rock.Regardless of face paint and theatrics and the shock rock descriptions people are using to describe him with , Alice Cooper music was about the music and not just a bunch of mindless shock rock bullshit of no musical value like today's retards make.

by fuck heavy metal June 28, 2006

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009

Anderson Cooper 360

One person suctions their lips to the other person's asshole. The latter takes a volcano shit into the first person's mouth. Then the second person throws the volcano shit back up into the other persons asshole. The first person then sits back and gets into money shot position. Finally the second person farts and sprays the shitty vomit mixture up all over the first person's face.

Guy 1 - "I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

by Federer343 December 16, 2011

connor cooper

an annoying person. A failed specimen of the human species.

"you're such a connor cooper..."

by mr bob smith December 6, 2014

Competitious

Socially envious and competitive, seeking to get ahead of one's friends. Whereas "competitive" has a broad range of application, including athletics and business, "competitious" refers exclusively to social jockeying.

"How come she's so competitious? She's not even a viable competitor for him."

by Khizzar May 15, 2008