cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

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Get the cooter jerkymug.

cooter hawk

Bush.

Beautiful cooter hawk.

by backforthejamz January 27, 2020

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Get the cooter hawkmug.

Cooter

Wet vagina with no labia

Ooo her cooter! Or ewww her cooter!

by Vaguedeterminations April 3, 2020

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Get the Cootermug.

cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

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Get the cooter broommug.

1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl

2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter

3. its just funny

4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co

cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"

" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"

by hocohoco July 4, 2009

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Get the Hott Cooter, Hott Cootermug.

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

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