Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.

Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.

by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016

Conversation Amnesia

Conversation amnesia - having the same conversation more than once because you can't remember bringing up the topic before.

I forgot that you had tattoos... Duh! Conversation Amnesia.

by Iceberg_Jim July 4, 2016

Conversation Deja Vu

When a conversation occurs more than once.

Bobby: "So my Aunt has a couch made out of llama."
Billy Bob: "I'm getting conversation deja vu. Didn't you already tell me this?"

by CriptheCripple January 12, 2017

conclersion

When a remark made by somebody makes the conversation awkward and of a Sexual nature.

Friend 1: "I was showing my Wife a product."
Friend 2: "Was it a Sex Toy?"
Friend 1: "Well you just jumped to a conclersion."

by yougotpunkedboy February 10, 2017

Conversational rapist

Someone who forcibly inserts themselves into a conversation they were not previously invited into.

Fucking Bowen! He's a conversational rapist!

by Akflyer May 17, 2017

Conversational Hoe

An Hoe that's not out here Fucking these niggas but They Out here Talking to All the Bros

She was Just talking to his Brother But she didn't fuck Him now she talking to him Wow She's a conversational hoe

by Anonymous 889 August 4, 2017

Conversation deviant

Someone who doesn’t know how to mind their own business, who continually interrupts conversations and puts their opinion in without being asked. Always prowling for a conversation to intercept.

‘I can’t get a word in without being interrupted by Neil, he’s such a conversation deviant’

by Defrosted March 12, 2018