not being funny but

UK way of letting someone know you're about to say something that might sound weird or insulting, and you mean it.

Also used to display general impatience/frustration.

Not being funny but I'd rather eat my own lips off than go out with you.

Not being funny but is this going to take all night?

not being funny but by pineappleyoghurt June 19, 2016

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its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn by pizzaking May 4, 2011

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Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.

Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"

Human being by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009