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hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.
Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."
by HACH November 30, 2006
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Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.
-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016
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break yourself, you fool

This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."
by dywypi November 5, 2013
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Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
by ANNA! April 5, 2020
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Neck Yourself

Slang for giving yourself a hickey
Lily: Can I have a hickey?
Jhon : No thot go neck yourself.
by John989898 October 10, 2019
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Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus
''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''
by madareklaw September 13, 2012
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