When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"
by Stijn November 28, 2014
Get the Bastard jummymug. A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
Get the snaggletooth bastardmug. When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.
"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "
"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."
"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."
by weebjohnson December 15, 2017
Get the ugly bastardmug. When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
Get the Horny Bastardmug. by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018
Get the Big Bastardmug. Phrase used in Scotland, typically around the southern Edinburgh area and Midloathians.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.
Tom: Look, It's that Sean Bastard! What he done now? (Heavy Craiglang accent)
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.
by GoetheNorris April 28, 2020
Get the It's that Sean bastardmug. A German. Or an enemy NPC who pisses you off in a video game's single player campaign (usually WWII focused-started with Call of Duty games.)
(Playing Call of Duty: Big Red One) Damn! That Hun Bastard just pissed me off! Why is he so hard to defeat randomly!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!
by johnstockton89 June 10, 2020
Get the Hun Bastardmug.