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Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
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Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.
"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"
by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020
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It's that Sean bastard

Phrase used in Scotland, typically around the southern Edinburgh area and Midloathians.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.
Tom: Look, It's that Sean Bastard! What he done now? (Heavy Craiglang accent)
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.
by GoetheNorris April 28, 2020
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Hun Bastard

A German. Or an enemy NPC who pisses you off in a video game's single player campaign (usually WWII focused-started with Call of Duty games.)
(Playing Call of Duty: Big Red One) Damn! That Hun Bastard just pissed me off! Why is he so hard to defeat randomly!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!
by johnstockton89 June 10, 2020
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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
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Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
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Antiono the bastard

Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else
“ Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?”
Antiono the bastard
by Captain haha March 3, 2020
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