guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?
guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?
guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter
by afrosprinter May 02, 2010
Someone who is horrendously out of rotation in rocketleague. No idea, someone said it to me and I think about it now daily.
by Goopyloop November 29, 2023
Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.
Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
by Danny Rae February 18, 2014
When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn February 01, 2024
Usally done with a lot of black long shaved dicks and one wet victims pussy
E.g. Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)
E.g. Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)
Daniel and the boys went to town on Cady Heron she really knows how to take that African three some. YUM!
by Hermaez November 22, 2017
When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 08, 2024
When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023