There is a list

When someone blatantly lie to your face and expect you to believe them despite everyone knowing they’re lying

Israel: there is no church in Gaza

Interviewer : no there’s three churches in Gaza and Israelis destroyed all of them

Israel: no there’s not !

Interviewer : ugh there is a list AGAIN

by From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 December 22, 2023

Law List

It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
www.sqattorneys.com
Burglary
image of Arson
en.wikipedia.org
Arson
image of Kidnapping
www.thoughtco.com
Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
kecgroup.com.my
Bribery
image of Money laundering
en.wikipedia.org
Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
en.wikipedia.org
Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
en.wikipedia.org
Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
www.youtube.com
Conspiracy
image of Identity theft
www.debt.org
Identity theft
image of False imprisonment
www.grievelaw.com
False imprisonment
image of Treason
www.npr.org
Treason
image of Shoplifting
en.wikipedia.org
Shoplifting
image of Violent crime
ucr.fbi.gov
Violent crime
image of Possession of stolen goods
en.wikipedia.org
Possession of stolen goods

Hey boo look at this law list.

by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022

List

There are 2 types of people in this world
1) those who can finish a list
2)

I love fuckiong lsits list

by NovaAelius December 14, 2023

Lists

There are 2 types of people in this world.
1. People who can finish lists
2.

I LOVE LISTS SO MUCH I WANT TO EAT A LIST

by NovaAelius December 14, 2023

Chuck Schindler's List

A euphemism for the famous death metal guitarist Chuck Schuldiner. Coined by hit comedian Karpizzle in the video titled "How To Be A BRUTAL Death Metal Vocalist" by Jhofffilms.

Karpizzle: "Rip Chuck Sch... Chuck Schzz... Rip Chuck Schindler's List! \m/"

by Weezer_Fan69 December 16, 2023

List of boredom levels: (1.0)

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm:bored to death
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq:bored
qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv:the pinnacle of boredom
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp:extreme boredom
qetuoadgjlxvn:bored

The pinnacle of boredom:level 4
Extreme boredom: level 3
Bored to death: level 2
Bored: level 1

This is the list of boredom levels: (1.0)

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

Kiss On My List

My friends wonder why I call you all the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing

I don't forget what I want, what I want
Regret what I've done, regret you, I couldn't go on

But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

I really miss you babe

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
(Because your kiss) is what I miss when I turn out the lights

(Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
(Because your kiss) your kiss I can't resist
Because your kiss is on my list of the best things in life

Kiss On My List

by Death Menace July 16, 2023