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Mala fever

Fever acquired due to prolonged exposure to mala's classes.
A:We have consecutive math classes this afternoon.
B:Oh no! I will have mala fever for a week now!
by kosmosregis369 January 16, 2022
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Scrandular Fever

When you’re hungrier than you’ve ever been in your life
Damn man i’m so hungry I think I might be coming down with a serious case of scrandular fever, it might be terminal!
by LeahW November 3, 2021
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Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.
If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.
by Shadly March 19, 2022
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fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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hate fever

It’s not hay fever it’s hate fever !!!
by Renzo osaderuk February 7, 2022
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Minecraft fever

A non deadly disease common in those who play online games. Can last anywhere between One week to a month. It strikes unexpectedly throughout the year and forces the patient to become obsessed with Microsoft’s Minecraft during that time period, no known cure is known. It has also been used to treat Fortnite Fever.
Did you hear about Bob? He hasn’t come out of his room in days!

Oh he must have Minecraft Fever.
by RandyRandumb September 25, 2021
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Scarlet fever

The descriptor for a woman who is attracted to British men. I.e. loyalist women being attracted to the red (scarlet) coats.
“All the men I like are British
“Damm you have scarlet fever”
by Silvervolvo August 9, 2021
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