full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

by cj9617 June 3, 2016

b squirrel

a wang tang jang sang bang

the boi is a b squirrel

by Emma mapother January 18, 2018

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021