December 2

December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter

"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.

by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019

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January 2

This is the day you can hold your crush's handz so hand fun everyone

Boy: hey you know what day is today
Girl: ya it is January 2, what's the big deal
Boy: it's hold hands day, can I hold yours?

by You don't know me so shut up December 29, 2019

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1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene

1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene (MDB) is a chemical that melts at -18°C. At 60-80°C and (20 mmHg), 1,2-methylenedioxybenzene boils. It's an important chemical reagent that is used to make other chemicals such as sesamol and 3,4-Methylenedioxybenzyl chloride.

1,2-Methylenedioxybenzene is useful in the lab.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

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