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December 1st

-You heard what day december 1st is? -yes, its national suck dick day
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June 1st

Hey! it's June 1st the day I got with my best friend
by smexy bestay June 1, 2021
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May 1st

guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun

girl: well i guess it’s may 1st
by kyleeadams April 10, 2021
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Adilia the 1st

Adilia the 1st, also known as soul sucker is a portuguese monarch who brought the terror and distraction apon her Kingdom.
She resembles as obese distorted gelatinous blob of mucus.

She existed before existence herself ledgend says she will not cease to exist unless the humanity becomes awake ( aka we're doomed )

Synonyms:

Demogorgon.

Giant African snail.

Unseasoned raw cabbage.

Hitler.

Honorable mentions:

-Capable of ingesting absurd quantities of wine .
-Is forbidden to go to hell therefore Lilith thinks she sucks ass .
-Considered a micro-planet by NASA.
-Will haunt your nightmares.
-Probably does not remember your name from old age , dementia, or simply is a narcissistic whore .
Exemple : Adilia the 1st (aka The Saul sucker) requests her daily dose of children to traumatize
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January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.
John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st
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April 1st

The day any girl should ask out their crush, you can just say "april fools" after all.
Sara: Chad I like you
Chad: Ok
Sara: April Fools! It's April 1st!
by ZlatBurger April 1, 2023
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January 1st

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”
by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019
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