A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”
by Duff's Beer March 31, 2019
by HACH November 30, 2006
by John989898 October 10, 2019
A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.
-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."
by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016
Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
"certainly, my pleasure"
(sudden smell of shit is apparant)
"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
by ANNA! April 05, 2020
i would like you to throw yourself off a cliff
by Dingus McFart February 22, 2022
This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."
by dywypi November 05, 2013