Jeremy

Named after the last known Pegasus, Jeremy had a three foot penis and swooped down on his surrounding villages to impregnate all the local woman.

The men of these villages were then forced out by the woman for not being adequate.
Some say you can still hear the echos in the hills of these woman calling out for the majestic Pegasus “JEREMY!”

Oh Jeremy, it’s so big!

by Dr Jimothy Johnson September 8, 2021

Dirty Jeremy

A piece of shit who wrote something mean about his girlfriend's sister when he was in 6th grade

Did you see what he wrote about his sister he pulled a Dirty Jeremy

by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021

JEREMY

RIDICULOUS

I was going to buy a float plane but my girlfriend said that would be JEREMY of me.

I wanted to be funny and buy an ice cream truck but again my girlfriend thought that would be Jeremy

by Kateraide October 29, 2021

Jeremy

A man who is wise beyond his years, has the biggest heart of all of the cancers, is the leader of all empathics, worships science and physics, Understands and believes mathematics is the cosmic language and is the only language that is unable to lie. Always has an immediate attraction and affinity towards women named Quincie with an ie. And is fully astounded and proud of urban dictionaries prediction regarding his kindness, intellect and the size of his anatomy.

Every woman wants a Jeremy but only few actually deserve one.

by Rdl1982 July 12, 2021

Jeremy

Some rando emo catboy

"god stop being such a jeremy"

by Joe Biden 60 420 doin ya mom February 25, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022