Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Unfertilized babies

Bloody days.

I have the unfertilized babies.

by Mojcuddicles November 9, 2021

Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

baby man

The coolest nigga on discord,he gets all the bitches.

"im baby man."
"CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH!!?!?!?"
"CAN I GET A TASTE OF YOUR COCK??!?!"

by BABBY MAN October 30, 2020

baby photos

weed

'have you got any baby photos?'

by priestman April 11, 2009

Baby back bitch

Chastity not the belt

When Chastity is spewing lies she shows that she is a baby back bitch.

When karma hits Chastity she will really be a baby back bitch .

When her gap itches she acts like a baby back bitch.

by Dillonhooo September 1, 2023