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My Sex Pal

My Sex Pal

Pretty simple definitio...lol
Same thing as a F-Buddy!

This person isnt even a friend with benefits,
just a sex pal!
Sorry, no poker tonight, I have My Sex Pal stoppin by!
by Rock Red April 18, 2009
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Surprise Sex Ninja

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
by Lacrox September 18, 2004
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Alien Sex Fiend

One of the greatest bands to emerge from the 80's London goff/deathrock scene, ASF make fun, dark music "that has resisted over 20 years worth of attempts at pigeonholing, issuing 12 barrier-breaking studio albums". Their music has been described as "a strange and unholy grafting together of percolating synth rhythms and a ghoulish, theatric aesthetic." Fronted by the raving Nik Fiend and the lovely Mrs. Fiend, Alien Sex Fiend still make amazing music to this day.
Alien Sex Fiend makes me feel like a groovy ghoul.
by Lakini Malich February 29, 2004
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Sex & Gender

Gender is dependent upon your genitalia, an exception to this rule would be for intersex ppl... Bc that's a genetic disorder.... Not done damn idea bc you "feel" like something your actually not.

Science refers to ppl born with dicks as males.
Science refers to women born with pussies as female.

Just bc you don't fit the STEREOTYPES your society has placed on these two genders, doesn't mean you are the opposite (trans) or nothing at all (non-binary).

Literal dumbos
Both of em: sex & gender, D'Marcus! Go! Your thoughts?

D'Marcus: Gender is dependent on your genitalia, your sex,

Emily.

Emily: No it's not. I'm a human being. I identify as a boy. My new name is Emilio.

Barbara: Yeah, and I'm non-binary.

D'Marcus: That's great. You're both STILL women, though.

Barbara: My pronouns are they/them!

D: Ok...

Emily: Mine are he/him!

D: Ok. You both can be called Dogshit & Horsecum for all I care. That doesn't change what you actually are.

Both of them: You just hate non-binary & trans men! Fuck you!

D: I only like cis women. So no. And I don't even care about you anyway.

Both of them: Leave us alone!

D: Then get tf out my car.

Both: * jump out at top speed on the highway going 95 mhr. ---- skins their bodies on the concrete but barely lives----- they land in grass*

D: Thank God I hate Uber driving.
by Blackjoy May 11, 2021
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Kinky Gay Sex

Gey secks involving many things such as a man cumming all over your face, or getting cummed in then drinking it threw a straw, and feeling your man all over with whip cream.
Paul was happily engaging in Kinky Gay Sex sucking on Matt's dick. Matt started thrusting hard inside slapping his nuts on Paul's Eye sockets. Matt pulled out and came all over Paul's face. Paul was smiling with a cum face and Matt took a pic of it. Hawt kinky buttsecks.
by SkypeMe OmgNoWayILuvCows May 18, 2011
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sex-o-gram

When someone gets a call from their parents, and their friends start making sex noises in the backround.
Mark- Hi Grandpa!
Stacy- Fuck me mark!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh uhhuhuhuh!!! I'm Cumming!
Mark's Grandpa- What is that!?
Mark- My friend just gave you a sex-o-gram.
by MisterFlippers November 8, 2014
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Plane Hijacker Sex

When you have sex with someone from the Middle East either on accident or on purpose
Narrator: student watches porn and has plane hijacker sex
by Plat's gat December 10, 2021
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