by cough*sluts*cough January 4, 2005
Get the Sex (in the butt) In The City mug.Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
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by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009
Get the unprotected eye sex mug.Pronounced "sex" and then someone stuttering on the word "bomb"; "sex bob-omb".
The name is a reference to "Bob-omb", a character from the Super Mario series and the Tom Jones song "Sex Bomb."
A pretty bad, and not well-known, band that consists of Stephan Stills (vocals and guitar), Kat Pine (drums), and Scott Pilgrim (bass).
They have one fan/groupie: Knives Wong, a seventeen year old, chinese catholic school girl that is Scott's ex-girlfriend... Scott is five years older than her.
The name is a reference to "Bob-omb", a character from the Super Mario series and the Tom Jones song "Sex Bomb."
A pretty bad, and not well-known, band that consists of Stephan Stills (vocals and guitar), Kat Pine (drums), and Scott Pilgrim (bass).
They have one fan/groupie: Knives Wong, a seventeen year old, chinese catholic school girl that is Scott's ex-girlfriend... Scott is five years older than her.
by Cha, brahhh. (: August 14, 2010
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Pretty simple definitio...lol
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This person isnt even a friend with benefits,
just a sex pal!
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Same thing as a F-Buddy!
This person isnt even a friend with benefits,
just a sex pal!
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by Lacrox September 18, 2004
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